• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

(via aquaticfire)

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yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

homosexuals are gay

xxbandsxfoodxmusicxx:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

homosexuals are gay

(Source: oh-good-life, via aquaticfire)

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kingsleyyy:

when u take a really good selfie and u can’t believe that it’s u image

obeythesquid:

obeythesquid:

God, I hope you scroll through my page and listen to this. Fuck. So spot on.

I’m going to reblog this forever because it’s so fucking accurate.

(Source: jesusbruhh, via hunre)

coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

(via zmizet)

"We just kickin’ it."

— Usually said by the African American Male when a female, or anyone otherwise, inquires about the status of their relationship. (via blackproverbs)

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erebusodora:

msgryz:

the-cellist-in-portland:

Did you know: Chris Evans gets panic attacks. Yes, he does. This is one reason why he’s very private and didn’t really do any meet-and-greets on the Avengers’ sets.

It amazes and inspired me that a man who does what he does can do it, even with an anxiety disorder. You go, Chris.

This is why I get so upset when I hear negative comments about Chris and how he doesn’t seem as out-going as the rest of the Avengers cast. I remember hearing people complain about how he’s ‘rude’ and the like and it’s sad, because I highly doubt he intends to come off that way, he’s just more reserved than the others.

I remember hearing once that he actually went to seek psychiatric help before accepting the role of Captain America because of how anxious he felt regarding it. As well as the fact that he already played another Marvel superhero and he was concerned how comic fans would react to his playing another hero in that universe.

Just because someone’s in the entertainment industry doesn’t mean they’re going to be incredibly outgoing off camera just as much as they appear to be on camera. Some people just really enjoy acting; they’re not the characters they portray nor are they like their costars nor are they going to be incredibly outgoing because of their choice of career.

Now I’m really starting to root for this guy. Because, well. I kind of get the point more accurately than I wish I did.

(Source: ohyeahcevans, via castielsbadge)

j0ye:

officialgaybestfriend:

I am so happy

his name is fappy

j0ye:

officialgaybestfriend:

I am so happy

his name is fappy

(via parisnotinparis)

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